October 2006


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Rose Nelson <[log in to unmask]>
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Tue, 17 Oct 2006 09:56:08 -0600
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Do you suffer from confusion, apathy, or disorientation at professional
events?  Do you find yourself wandering aimlessly through hotel corridors,
flipping through the conference program and wondering, "What is my purpose
here?"  Do have trouble staying awake in "after lunch" sessions?  If you
answered "Yes!" to any of these questions, you may be suffering from


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