Please Excuse Multiple Postings:

 

Do you suffer from confusion, apathy, or disorientation at professional
events?  Do you find yourself wandering aimlessly through hotel corridors,
flipping through the conference program and wondering, "What is my purpose
here?"  Do have trouble staying awake in "after lunch" sessions?  If you
answered "Yes!" to any of these questions, you may be suffering from
"Conferencitis."  

 

Though embarrassing, Conferencitis is a treatable condition!  From the
makers of Biblioxizine (used in the treatment of overactive cataloging and
classification glands), comes VOLUNTEERINE!

 

Yes, in controlled studies, just a few hours of VOLUNTEERINE over the course
of one to four days, has proven effective in adding luster to a conference
goers' experience, improving networking ability, and ensuring that all
conference operations flow smoothly.  We are so sure that VOLUNTEERINE will
change the way you feel about conferences, we are offering a FREE TRIAL of
up to four days!  Simply register for the Colorado Association of Libraries
2006 Conference - A ClassiCAL Celebration at http://www.cal-webs.org   Those
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you will receive email confirmation of your interest from a licensed
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the conference.

 

But wait!  There's more!  If you volunteer to facilitate a pre-conference,
you will be invited to attend that pre-conference ABSOLUTELY FREE!  Act now,
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Take control of your conference experience and get more out of life.with
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(Side effects may include making new friends, learning new things, feeling
generally terrific about helping out, and craving Peaberry lattes.)