Please Excuse Multiple Postings:
Do you suffer from confusion, apathy, or disorientation at professional
events? Do you find yourself wandering aimlessly through hotel corridors,
flipping through the conference program and wondering, “What is my
purpose here?” Do have trouble staying awake in “after
lunch” sessions? If you answered “Yes!” to any of these
questions, you may be suffering from “Conferencitis.”
Though embarrassing, Conferencitis is a treatable condition! From
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classification glands), comes VOLUNTEERINE!
Yes, in controlled studies, just a few hours of VOLUNTEERINE over the
course of one to four days, has proven effective in adding luster to a
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that all conference operations flow smoothly. We are so sure that
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few days, you will receive email confirmation of your interest from a licensed
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But wait! There’s more! If you volunteer to
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